My mom says I'm a Survivor so it must be true

List of my health issues as of late:
-Sprained ankle at Critical Mass
-Bruised other foot after being hit by car
-Food poisoning or some other bug caused puking and dizziness and pain for the past 6 hours. Now I feel fine.
-Newfound allergy to car and truck exhaust
-Mysterious groin pain, possibly pulled inguinal ligament, possible hernia or kidney stones